the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I didn't notice because vodka
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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