you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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