He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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