Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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