I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
