It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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