i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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