he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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