I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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