Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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