so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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