Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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