PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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