Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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