You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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