So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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