So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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