I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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