seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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