i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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