I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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