My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Randomize
