proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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