Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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