we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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