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• (757): View more from Virginia

  hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood

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  pics

  (757): View more from Virginia

  no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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• (915): View more from Texas

  What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"

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• (713): View more from Texas

  His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside

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  But I did it

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?

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  YOUTHS.

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