So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?