we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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