the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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