the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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