He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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