it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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