I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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