I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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