She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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