People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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