I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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