I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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