had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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