I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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