College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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