Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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