they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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