Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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