it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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