How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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