dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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