that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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