no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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