i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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