Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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