How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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