Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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