does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize