You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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