I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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