alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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