I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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