My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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